Both Spain and Germany have a long history of giving their football stars nicknames.
Franz Beckenbauer was The Kaiser, Gerd Muller was the Bomber and they christened Kevin Keegan "Mighty Mouse" (I'm sure he prefers The Messiah!)
Meanwhile, the Spanish have enjoyed Butrgueno (The Vulture), Raul (The Seven) and David Beckham (El Goldo Bolloco's)
Courtesy of babelfish.yahoo.com (you'll need to utilise to reference) the Mens Over 35's have been been allocated similar nickname status. All names given are either German or Spanish.
Andre Van Lieshout - Manos seguras cuando es sobrio
Phil Taylor - Das Segelflugzeug
Mark Harvey - Fester Verteidiger
Neil Dolman - El sin pelo con una barba
Tony Davidson - El asesino sonriente
John Keen - Der flinke felsen
Liam Moorhouse - El candado
Gavin McKenzie - Sr. confiable
Daryl Wilson - Herr Praktisch (this one gets lost in translation!)
Peter Clark - El Liso
Steve Fabrello - El Ruidoso
Dave Bernard - El jengibre de la energia
Roy Cook - Der Stier
George Milloy - El corto con el corazon grande
Wayne Roach - Das ruhige
Russell Whiter - El hombre feliz
Lee du Maurier - El bastardo gordo perezoso
Andy Davey - La maravilla intemporal
Andy Finlayson - Der unglaubliche schrumpfend mann
Finally, a huge WELL DONE to Dave, Steve, Tommy and the first team on their success today in trying conditions at Mclennan Park....well deserved....savour the moment fella's!