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Lee Du Maurier posted on July 13, 2008 20:31
Liniment, liniment and more liniment....pungent and sinus cleansing...the O35s dressing rooms before the Counties Cup game today was a smell to behold. Could aching limbs outdo younger legs?
15 mins KAPOW! 3DMan bravely steers home the opener at the far post, his right foot effort slipping past the oncoming keeper.
25 mins OOOH! 3DMan leaps like a salmon and puts his header inches wide
30-45 mins FIZZZZ! Drury have the possession and the territory, but do bugger all with it.
55 mins BOKKO! 3DMan turns the full backs blood inside out, before crashing a screamer against the inside of the post.
60 mins KERRUNCH! Dave Benard puts 3DMan through with a peach of a ball......a rasping left foot shot makes it 2-0 to the Caped Crusaders.
67 mins BLAMMO! Roy Cook feeds Dave Benard on the right...he drops his shoulder and crosses beautifully for 3DMan to power a stunner past the helpless Drury keeper. 3-0 to the Maroon Marvels
75 mins BUGGERO! The lively Drury striker shows nifty footwork on the edge of the box, makes space and fires past the helpless Andre
78 mins PHEW! Andre goes in fairly on the oncoming striker, he falls to the deck like the Twin Towers, Jim Hey waves play on.....I've seen them given.
83 mins PANDEMONIUMO!.....3DMan fires one to the far post, Russell Whiter and Steve Fabrello head against each other and onto the post...the ball then rolls into the keepers arms.
85 mins PUFFIEO!... Drury's centre half collapses in a heap after John Keen stands on his foot.....Never mind, Mummy will kiss it better.
90 mins....ECLIPSIO! Drury never see the ball again, after I shield the ball in the corner and 4 players can't get round my fat arse.
Full Time...A 3-1 victory....2 in 2 days....awesome stuff. Our defence...Gavin (Mcsolid), Phil the Glider (lovely balls down the sideline) Dolly (rocklike, though the back pass header gave everyone a heart attack) .Mark Harvey did everything well, until he headed the ball and did his neck in!...Pete Clark blazed a trail....3DMan....what can I say?
Next stop, Gotham City.....or is that Manukau City?