Depressed about the 1st team’s results? Having a crisis of faith? The improvements not coming quick enough for you?
Fear not, for a mere $60 you can buy the brand new "WE WILL OVERCOME" CD on Puke Records. Each one signed by somebody at the Club, this uplifting CD features songs with the fans in mind. Each song has been carefully chosen to represent one of our brave lads and, rest assured, fire this one up in the car as you’re stuck in traffic and you’ll be waiting with a smile on your face. Make no mistake, the world is a better place when you’re listening to this masterpiece.
"WE WILL OVERCOME"
This Charming Man - The Smiths Steve Cox
Painkiller - Judas Priest Trent Hirst
Keep On Running - Spence Davis Group Jason Paranihi
I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down - Elvis Costello James Wright
Let My Hair Down - Nelly Furtado Brad Frost
All The Small Things - Blink 182 Jethro Conway
Broken Tooth - Nikki Sudden Ben Johnstone
The Boss - Diana Ross Dave Wright
Dancing With The Big Boys - David Bowie Keegan Saville
Learning How To Smile - Everclear Tom Cramer
School's Out - Alice Cooper Robbie Leonard
Red Headed Stranger - Willie Nelson Eddie Bignell
Stuck In The Middle - Stealer's Wheel Duncan Moxon
Sweep Me Away - Charlie Hall Andy Hey
It's Grim Up North - The JAMS Dave Allan
Pull Up To The Bumper - Grace Jones Joe Morris
But wait! 
That's not all. For only an extra $94, you can receive this bonus CD "Team Anthems" absolutely free.
"TEAM ANTHEMS"
Never Surrender - Saxon: Ah, the 80's. Big hair and stupid clothes.The best thing to come out of Barnsley since....well, ever. A tribute to the indomitable spirit in the 1st team dressing room
Don't Stop Believing - Journey: American rockers, fronted by Steve Perry - a man with a big voice and an even bigger nose. The man could sniff eggs out of a chicken. The title says it all really
Tubthumping - Chumbawumba: "I get knocked down, but I get up again...". You know the story
I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday - The Smiths: Manchester's finest songsmith, and his mates, in a plaintive ode to the future success of Pukekohe AFC's 1st team
We Can Work It Out - The Beatles: John, Paul, George and the other one show their faith in the Coaching and Management staff
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor: Much loved, and murdered, by drunken women in karaoke bars everywhere, this old classic is now a song of hope for all at Bledisloe Park
I'm Gonna Win - Foreigner: I know we've already got a win, but do you know how difficult it is to find a song called "I'm Gonna Win AGAIN"?
The Kids Are Alright - The Who: Some reassurance for those who worry about the mental state of our younger players
With A Little Luck - Paul McCartney: When you're at the bottom, nothing seems to go your way. Famous pot-smoking vegetarian Sir Paul tells it like it is
We Can't Be Beaten - Rose Tattoo: Ok, so obviously we can be beaten, but it's my CD so I decide what's on it. So there!
Life's Lessons - Lynyrd Skynyrd: Loads of hairy rednecks, who taught us the lesson that plane crashes kill people, wax lyrical on the learning experience that is NRFL Division 1
Against All Odds - Phil Collins: Small, bald and extremely untalented (remind you of anyone!) geezer wails on about how Pukekohe got into the NRFL and are determined to stay there
Get in quickly to avoid disappointment. These CDs are NOT available in any shops. Purchase your copy at the next home game where they will be on sale from a suitcase, under the tree, by the corner flag on pitch No. 1 while stocks last.........or until the cops arrive.